Are you a model Australian Citizen?

I couldn’t help it… I needed to find a copy of this test and take it myself to see if I would be allowed in the country.

This is all I could find, and I sourced it from the Sydney Morning Herald.

1. A hard-earned thirst needs a big cold beer. What is the best cold beer?

2. What is a snag? (a) A problem encountered while fishing; (b) A sausage; (c) Any problem; or (d) Someone who doesn’t drink VB.

3. What was the Don’s batting average? (Answer must be correct to at least four decimal places.)

4. To “do a Harold Holt” is to? (a) Become prime minister; (b) Run away; (c) Not swim between the flags; or (d) Accept a lift from strangers in a passing submarine.

5. Which flags should you swim between?

6. What is the Coathanger? (a) A rugby league tackle; (b) An item for hanging garments; (c) The Sydney Harbour Bridge; or (d) All of the above.

7. Which long-serving prime minister had the longest-serving eyebrows – Robert Gordon Menzies or John Winston Howard?

8. What was the best Holden ever? (a) EK; (b) FJ; (c) Monaro; (d) Camira; or (e) Fords are better.

9. What is light on fizz so you can slam it down fast?

10. What is the spirit of Anzac? (a) The secret ingredient in Anzac bickies; (b) The spirit of mateship carved out in a bloody battlefield in Turkey; (c) A ghost that haunts Sydney’s second-largest bridge; or (d) What is left of the ANZUS alliance.

11. If our mothers think we’re growing strong with every single feed, what have we been up to?

For NSW-resident hopefuls only:

12. What is the beer we drink round here?

But seriously – if anyone knows where I can find a copy of the test, please let me know. Perhaps we could use the test to get rid of undesirable elements in this country, and ship them off to the USA!

LOL